January 2012
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olympus-mons:
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plainjanefaye:
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real men treat girls right have a penis
Dear whoever “fixed it”: That’s not true. Not at all. I know guys who don’t have dicks who are twice the man you are and could kick your ass. Have a good day.
“guys who don’t have dicks”
^^ you mean lesbians?
assmar joke: ONLY 40'S KIDS REMEMBER THIS!!!! →
wvnderbar:
One hen, Two ducks, Three squawking geese, Four Limerick oysters, Five corpulent porpoises, Six pairs of Don Alverzo’s tweezers, Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array, Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt, Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller…
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he’s a STEREOtype he’s got the BASSball cap
– ke$ha being clever in her song about a DJ (via tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs)
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Back That Ass Up
animalsbeingdicks:
Bob and Linda were shocked when they noticed onlookers watching their romantic interlude.
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nativityscenegirl:
roses are blue
violets are blue
blue are the words I say and what I think
blue are the feelings that live inside me
i’m blue da ba dee da ba die